Ray Comfort declared victory over those evil, misbehaving Atheists.
And in other news, General Custer kicks Indian butts, Ann Coulter wins “Miss Congeniality”, and the moon is found to be made of Provolone cheese, instead of Cheddar as previously claimed.
From his email newsletter leaked to us by our evil Atheist infiltrators on the “inside”.
Millions Will Hear
Just a quick note to let you know that the debate went wonderfully.
When I say “wonderfully,” I have to qualify it. It was like an open air with an unreasonable and loud heckler. The “heckler” in this case wasn’t just the two atheists we were there to debate, but the fifty atheists in the audience. As per ABC’s stipulations, the audience was composed half-and-half — fifty Christians and fifty atheists. The Christians were very quiet and polite — the atheists weren’t. It was very apparant who was who in the audience. It seemed that no matter what we said, it was completely ignored by Brian and Kelly (the atheists) and then followed up with their anger, mockery, and insults. But as with a good open air, the heckler is simply a platform to speak to the crowd who is listening. In this case there is a crowd of millions who will hear clear, concise evidence for the existance of God. How incredible. So I am delighted, because of what we were able to say.
Below is the press release and the information you need to watch the debate Wednesday. Thanks for your prayers.