Kookiness / Rex Curry · January 20, 2011

Mr. Rexwood Curry goes a huntin!

There’s been an update with my friend Ellis Rexwood Curry IV. You may remember this clown, the guy who acts like he’s a professional historian, who writes about himself in the third person, and who blames socialism in America on the evil Pledge of Allegiance?

Tell me again, how can a person that is smart enough to earn a J.D. and pass the bar exam, still not be capable of having his own law office? Why is this guy working as a public defender and moonlighting as an online community college instructor that teaches students how to look and dress in the courtroom?

I’ll tell you. It is because he is so nuts that L. Ron Hubbard said, “Woah” and started taking notes!

Tell me what would you do if your neighbor had a dog that barked? Would you, (a) complain to the police? (b) call animal control, or (c) investigate your neighbor’s background, publish your findings on gaudy signs in your yard, use those findings to get your neighbor fired from his job, and use your position as a lawyer to get the State Bar to send the neighbor a “cease and desist” that costs him thousands of dollars to defend. Then use ‘tit for tat’ noise like a leaf blower that runs for hours, and when that doesn’t get the neighbor’s dog to shut up, you just shoot it and call it “self defense”!

If you picked (c) then I’ll say, “Hello Mr. Curry!”

Check out the comments to the article there. Lots of people seem to agree to Mr. Curry being a real shit. I’ll be interested to see how long he continues to hold his license to practice law.

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